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Advice From A Witch

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Well now, aren't you looking sad?
Why don't I cheer you up a tad?
Introductions won't be necessary,
Don't worry, don't worry, I'm not that scary...

I've got a method to make you happy,
I guarantee it'll work if you don't get sappy.
Just push your sadness onto others!
Anyone will do, whether friends or brothers!

Sure it'll make their mood turn dreary,
Heck, their eyes might even get teary.
Who cares! Let them sit around and mope,
As long as you're happy then they can cope!

And if you'd like some extra pep,
I'll walk you through the next big step.
Embrace your anger, pain, and hate,
Then with me as your ally your life will be great!

Aw, you still look like you're going to cry,
If you can't take it why not give up and die?
Snap out of it! You need perserverance!
Don't let anything cause you interference!

Don't go forgetting I'm your only salvation,
You've got no room for variation!
Those other witches are delusional. Take a look, I'm sure you'll see.
The method those idiots use is just denying reality!

So come on, embrace your dark emotions, I've gotten this down to a science!
My teaching and instruction are free, I only ask for your compliance.
If you just follow what I say this'll all go off without a hitch!
Oh, and if you're still wondering about my name, just call me the Black Witch.
Just some friendly advice from a certain witch. It's up to you whether or not to take it...

Giggle giggle giggle...
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Hando1's avatar
For me.... I'll be with witches any day!
So, I teach sinful people that actions have consequences and witches will bring them to their knees and beg!
Great advice, Witch of Miracles.
Crash them down!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
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